Collection of funny tagalog jokes, quotes, sayings, memes, hugot, banat, gags, trending videos, epic animations, GIFs and more!
Si Prinsipe Abante at ang Lihim ng Ibong Adarna (1990)
Uploaded by Athreah on Youtube.
A vengeful and evil witch puts Prinsipe Abante's loving father in a deep coma-and the only cure to the king's strange illness is the sweet song of the legendary Ibong Adarna.
Prinsipe Abante must find the legendary Ibong Adarna to cure his father.
Ikuha ng Ice Cream
Isang tanghali, matindi ang sikat ng araw kaya init na init ang mag-asawa. Pawis na pawis na sila Lolo at Lola, mabuti na lang at may pasalubong na ice cream ang kanilang apo noong nakaraang gabi.
Sa isang Farm
Sa farm, may 1 manok na masyadong manyakis, malaki man o maliit sa kanya, ito ay kanyang tinitira, gaya ng pato, pugo, baboy o baka man.
Husband and wife heart to heart talk
One night, just right after they finished their dinner, the husband and wife started a heart to heart talk...
Away mag-asawa
Halos maya't-maya nagtatalo ang isang mag-asawa, maski napaliit na bagay ay hindi nila ito pinalalagpas. Dahil nasanay na sila dito, parang ito na ang kanilang naging lambingan.
Asintadong College Professor
Uploaded by Jorge Barba Jr on Youtube.
The teacher is busy discussing his lesson to the class when suddenly, one of the male students started playing with the hair of the girl seating in front of him.
The professor ignored it first, but the boy didn't stop and continued annoying the girl. So the prof decided to step in and make the boy stop what he is doing.
Ang balita ni Itay
Kalat na kalat na sa buong barrio ang isang balita na hindi ikinatuwa ng isang Ama. Pagkauwi ng kanyang Anak galing sa school ay kinausap niya ito para kumpirmahin ang chismis.
Sinayang lang ni Kuya
Isang gabi at tahimik ang kapaligiran ay bigla na lang pinagtulungan ng buong pamilya si Kuya. Wala itong magawa kundi ang depensahan ang kanyang sarili mula sa kanyang pamilya.
Shooting frisbee at the basketball ring
Uploaded by Brodie Smith on Youtube.
A group of men is playing basketball when suddenly, a freesbee was thrown into the right, making it a three-point shot. When the boys looked for the culprit of the situation. They saw a man standing, meters away from the basketball ring.
Nakabasag si Pedring
Si Pedring pumunta sa isang Museum, kaso nakadisgrasya siya at nakabasag. Hindi alam nung attendant kung ano ang gagawin niya...
Cats dancing to Smooth Criminal
Uploaded by wyuhin5000 on Youtube.
A Youtuber edited a video of two cats starting a fight, and added an epic music, Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal".
Old man skateboard tricks
Uploaded by Adam Herron on Youtube.
Neal Unger is "The Dude" for Sabre.fm, he also rides for Next Up Foundation and Costa Misery. He wrote an ebook on how to skate through life, it's called "Dude Logic," find it on Amazon kindle books.
May umakbay kay Juan
Pagkatapos mag-overtime sa trabaho ay agad na umuwi si Juan. Habang naglalakad sa madilim na eskinita ay may biglang umakbay sa kanya at sinabing...
Nagsoli ng libro si Pedro
Bad trip na pumunta si Pedro sa National Library para isoli ang hiniram niyang makapal na libro. Pagdating sa front desk ay agad siyang nagreklamo...
PEDRO: Miss, isosoli ko na itong napakakapal na aklat ninyo, walang kakwenta-kwenta!
LIBRARIAN: Paano nyo naman po nasabi?
PEDRO: Sobrang dami ng characters, natapos ko nang basahin lahat wala namang istorya. Nasayang lang ang oras ko dyan sa hiniram ko.
Inabot ni Pedro ang hawak niyang libro sa Librarian...
LIBRARIAN: Ay, Sir! Kayo pala kumuha ng Telephone Directory namin. Ilang araw na rin po ito hinahanap ng Boss namin, salamat po!
Jose Manalo, tinira si Chef Boy Logro
Uploaded by slowrockjunaid's channel in Youtube.
According to one of the comments...
from being a helper of a restaurant in manila.. to the Palace of Oman... to Diamond hotel.. but still with a lowly heart.. that is Chef Boy
Another comment says...
nothing below the belt.. inexample lang nya si chef boy na kahit mababa lang ang natapos ayun at natikman ang sarap ng buhay..
Old Woman shoots at her target
Uploaded by Andy Goodison on Youtube.
Here's a trending video of an old woman in a wheelchair, aiming and shooting at a target.
Planong Malupit
Crush na crush ng isang kasambahay ang kanyang Sir, hindi na niya mapigilan ang sarili niya kaya naman gumawa na sya ng planong malupit...
They claim that 98% of people can't solve this riddle
Variations of this riddle appear on the net from time to time. It is sometimes attributed to Albert Einstein and it is claimed that 98% of the people are incapable of solving it. Some commentators suggest that Einstein created such puzzles not to test out intelligence but to get rid of all the students who wanted him as an advisor. It is not likely that there is any truth to these stories. Where ever this comes from, it is a nice riddle.
Let us assume that there are five houses of different colors next to each other on the same road. In each house lives a man of a different nationality. Every man has his favorite drink, his favorite brand of cigarettes, and keeps pets of a particular kind.
Let us assume that there are five houses of different colors next to each other on the same road. In each house lives a man of a different nationality. Every man has his favorite drink, his favorite brand of cigarettes, and keeps pets of a particular kind.
- The Englishman lives in the red house.
- The Swede keeps dogs.
- The Dane drinks tea.
- The green house is just to the left of the white one.
- The owner of the green house drinks coffee.
- The Pall Mall smoker keeps birds.
- The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhills.
- The man in the center house drinks milk.
- The Norwegian lives in the first house.
- The Blend smoker has a neighbor who keeps cats.
- The man who smokes Blue Masters drinks bier.
- The man who keeps horses lives next to the Dunhill smoker.
- The German smokes Prince.
- The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
- The Blend smoker has a neighbor who drinks water.
Maganda ang Design
Pagkapasok sa kwarto na nirentahan nila ay nagsimula na ang dalawa. Pinuri nung babae ang suot ng kanyang kliyente...
GRO: Wow! Ang ganda ng brief mo, Sir... flag ng U.S.A. ang design.
JUAN: Salamat! Medyo mahal nga pagkakabili ko diyan eh... Sa iyo din naman, maganda! Bandera naman flag ng Japan ang nakalagay.
GRO: Naku. hindi naman ho, Sir!
JUAN: Anong ibig mong sabihin?
GRO: Plain white lang po talaga yan... dugo po yan, nakalimutan ko lang magpalit!
Kaibahan Noon at Ngayon
Marami na talaga ang nagbago sa paglipas ng panahon, narito ang ilan sa kanila.
Noon:
Kapag maganda, liligawan kaagad.
Ngayon:
Kapag maganda, tititigan muna, baka bakla.
Noon:
Kapag gwapo, babaero.
Ngayon:
Pati mga panget babaero na din, minsan "choosy" pa! kakapal ng mukha.
Noon:
Kunti lang ang lalaking gwapo.
Ngayon:
Kunting gwapo na lang ang tunay na lalaki.
Noon:
Hintaying bumilog ang buwan bago mag pakasal.
Ngayon:
Hintaying bumilog ang tiyan bago mag pakasal.
May nagkita sa Park
Habang naglalakad ang isang Parish Priest sa magandang park sa kalagitnaan ng gabi ay may biglang nagpakita na Demonyo...
Street Performer brought Transformers characters to life
Uploaded by JukinVideo on Youtube.
This amazing street performer brought Transformers characters to life for some lucky kids in Ann Arbor, MI. Just in time for the showing of Transformers: Age of Extinction.
Super Mario theme in Violin
Uploaded by NoobsTubes on Youtube.
When you lost the remote and mute is on, you just improvise with the game music. A commentator said, "the super rich don't need no speaker, they just hire a violinist to do the job instead."
Umiiyak si Nena
Inabutan ng Boss ni Nena na umiiyak siya kaya naman inusisa siya kung ano ang nangyari at dahilan ng kanyang pag-ngawa.
Gusto mag-inom sa bar, ayaw sa bahay
Isang weekend, nagpaalam si boyfriend na lalabas sya kasama ang mga kaibigan nya ngunit sinubukan syang i-convince ni girlfriend na sa bahay na lang mag-unwind.
Super laugh trip one on one ni Jose Manalo at Tado
Uploaded by Krad ylla on Youtube.
It's Meralco versus Smart! During an all-start game in a basketball tournament, two of the popular comedians went one on one inside the court. Watch the funny scene from Jose Manalo and Tado.
Ang kinukuha ni Juaning
Maagang umalis ng bahay si Juaning para hindi ma-late sa kanyang klase, agad naman siyang nakasakay sa jeep at tinanong siya ng kasabay niyang Lola...
Bad ang Alcohol
May nakitang napakaganda at napakasexy na Babae si Juaning sa kanyang paboritong bar na tambayan kaya naman dali-dali niya itong pinormahan...
JUANING: Hi, Miss! May I buy you a drink?
NENENG: Hello, no thanks! I appreciate your efforts pero bad ang alcohol sa legs ko, eh.
JUANING: Bakit naman? May allergy ka? Namamaga ba legs mo? Namamantal ba at namumula?
NENENG: Ahmmm... Hind...!
JUANING: Eh, anong nagiging problema?
NENENG: Bumubuka!
"Ako Budoy" showdown nila Jose Manalo at Gerald Anderson
A video by Grasya Bayuganon on Youtube.
Budoy is a is a Philippine television drama series broadcast by ABS-CBN. It tackles the story of Budoy, who is mentally challenged, and his family, relationships and social issues.
Best Basketball Arcade Player
A video by brenosilver on Youtube.
This game is called "Super Shot", a mini-basketball game found in many arcades, it consists of a basket, that usually moves back and forth to add difficulty to the game. But the one on the video is not moving and has a timer and counter on how many shots are made by the player.
Ex sa Facebook
Bago matulog ay napansin ni Boyfriend na busy sa Peysbuk ang kanyang Girlfriend, kaya inusisa niya ito.
Burning of calories
During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles.
Who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
Who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
600 Days Around the World in Selfie
A video by Alex Chacon on Youtube.
Around the World in 360 Degrees, a 3-year epic selfie compilation of a Youtuber named Alex. 600 days with a GoPro on a stick, 36 countries, 5 motorcycles, and 125,946 miles driven to complete this amazing video.
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