Sagot sa Interview

Sabay na nag-apply sa trabaho sina Berting at Cardo, kaya naman nagtulungan sila kung paano makapapasa. Unang sumalang si Berting sa interview kaya naman pagkatapos niya ay tinuruan niya si Cardo.

INTERVIEWER: Who is the current President of the Republic of the Philippines?

BERTING: President Ferdinand "Bongbong" Marcos Jr. po...

INTERVIEWER: When did Magellan discover the Philippines?

BERTING: March 16, 1521 po.

INTERVIEWER: Is there a cure for Cancer?

BERTING: Opo, dati pa.

INTERVIEWER: Very well then, we'll call you after we finish the screening processes. Thank you.


Lumabas ng room si Berting at nilapitan siya ni Cardo...

CARDO: Anong mga tinanong sa iyo, Berting?

INTERVIEWER: Next applicant please.

BERTING: Cardo, basta heto ang mga sagot... President Ferdinand "Bongbong" Marcos Jr., March 16, 1521 at "Opo, dati pa."


Dali-daling pumasok na si Cardo sa room ng Interviewer...

INTERVIEWER: Good morning, what is your full name?

CARDO: President Ferdinand "Bongbong" Marcos Jr.

INTERVIEWER: (nainis) When is your birthday?

CARDO: March 15, 1521.

INTERVIEWER: (hindi na nakapagpigil) Niloloko mo ba ko?

CARDO: Opo dati pa...