One late night, a husband walks in front of their door and he's so drunk. He knows that his wife won't open the door, so he pretends he had flowers for her, and knocks at the door...
HUSBAND: *knock* *knock* *knock*
WIFE: Who is it?
HUSBAND: I bring flowers for the beautiful lady.
Wife opens door...
WIFE: (smiles) Where are the flowers?
Drunk husband replies,
Where's the beautiful lady?
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