Ulam ng mag-ama
Nagugutom na ang Anak kaya tinawag na niya ang kanyang Tatay para kumain na ng hapunan. Kaso napagalitan siya dahil sa kanyang kakaibang estilo ng pagsasalita.
ANAK: Tay's, tara's kain's na's po's tayo's ng's hapunan's...
TATAY: Hoy, tigilan mo yang kakalagay mo ng 's' sa mga sinasabi mo, ha! Hindi maganda yang ganyan at baka makasanayan mo, ikaw din ang maaapektuhan. Teka... Ano ba ang ulam natin? Kumukulo na rin ang sikmura ko sa gutom.
ANAK: Tay... Bangu po na may kamati, tapo meron din pong ardina na may ibuya. Naku! Napakaarap po ng ulam natin.
First time ni GF
Isang araw sa buhay ng magsyota... Dahil first time ni Babae ay tinuruan siya ng kanyang nobyo kung ano ang dapat gawin.
Ang payo ni Ama
Isang araw habang nagkakape sa harap ng kanilang bahay ay humingi ng payo ang Anak sa kanyang Ama tungkol sa ireregalo niya sa kanyang Girlfriend...
Suking Tindera
Naisipan ni Juan na pumunta ng palengke at bumili ng prutas. Habang naghahanap ng mabibilihan ay...
Delikado magsalita kapag tulog
Isang misteryo ang bumabalot sa pananalita ng isang Bata. Kalagitnaan ng gabi nang marinig ng Ama ang kanyang Anak na nagsasalita habang natutulog at nagbabanggit ng mga pangalan.
Funny belly with a face
A man showcases his unique talent in controlling his belly in a Moroccan television program.
By: Whatsapp Videos
By: Whatsapp Videos
Tamang hinala na si Mister kay Misis
May masamang kutob si Mister kaya tinawagan niya ang kanyang Misis para manigurado. Pagdating niya sa bahay ay tinanong niya ang anak niya tungkol sa kanyang asawa.
Ang Assignment ni Juan
Bago matapos ang class nila Juan ay nagbigay ng isang mahaba-habang assignment ang kanilang Teacher...
Tinulungan ng Pulis ang naligaw na bata
Isang bata ang naliligaw at dinala siya sa isang Police Headquarters para matulungan. Kinausap siya ng mga Police Officers para malaman kung saan siya nakatira.
The Baby that Good in Math
Mom: Baby, you're good in math. Now I'm going to ask you a question.
Baby: Sure mom..
Mom: If your daddy gives you 3 apples and I give you 4 apples, what's your answer?
Baby: Thank you very much!!!
Baby: Sure mom..
Mom: If your daddy gives you 3 apples and I give you 4 apples, what's your answer?
Baby: Thank you very much!!!
Utos ng Amo
Nag-iimbestiga ang mga Pulis sa krimen na naganap, kaya inimbitahan nila ang isang babae para tanungin tungkol sa pangyayari.
Mahal na Bigas
Inutusan si Juan ng kanyang Ina para bumili ng bigas sa kanto. Pagdating sa tindahan ay tinanong niya kung magkano ang isang kilong bigas.
Ayaw na kumain ng Manok
Si Totoy at si Nene ay magkaklase sa grade 5 at naging mag bestfriend. Palagi silang kumakain ng magkasabay at ang paborito nilang ulam ay fried chicken. Araw-araw ay yun ang baong lunch ng dalawang magkaibigan.
Basahin pababa, tapos pataas
Yamot ka ba at bored dahil walang magawa o kaya naman ay hindi maganda ang araw? Basahin mo itong mensaheng ito para pampa-good vibes muna.
Englishero na Banana Cue vendor
Uploaded by Jaedy Dizon on Youtube.
According to the video uploaded,
We met this vendor in mega station in pampanga while having our 2nd educational trip. At first we thought he was only trying to impress us that he also know how to speak in english, as time goes by, the true identity of this guy came out. one thing about this guy is he fears God's words, he is telling us stories that touch our hearts, personally my heart.
i hope his video will help him to get a good education since that he only finish first grade in school.
Songs of Married Couples
Ang mga love songs ang nagsisilbing inspiration sa mga magjowa dahil sa taglay nitong lyrics. Narito ang ilan sa mga kanta na siguradong makakarelate ang mga married couples.
Signs na Certified Single o Taken ang isang tao
Alin sa mga ito ang nakikita mong sintomas ng iyong mga kabarkada?
Student and Teacher Conversation
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students the teacher asked, "Boy, what is your problem?"
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
The Teacher had enough. She took boy to the principal's office. While the boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.
Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy: "9"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy: "36"
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tell her, "I think Boy can go to the third-grade. "The teacher says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?"
The principal and Boy both agree.
The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy after a moment "Legs."
Teacher : "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets."
Teacher : What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: "Coconut"
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.
Boy: "Bubblegum"
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy: "Shake hands"
Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy: Yep.
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense.
Boy: Wedding Ring
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy: Firetruck
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it you have to use your hand.
Boy: Fork
Teacher: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy: SURNAME
Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy to College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy after a moment "Legs."
Teacher : "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets."
Teacher : What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: "Coconut"
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.
Boy: "Bubblegum"
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy: "Shake hands"
Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy: Yep.
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense.
Boy: Wedding Ring
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy: Firetruck
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it you have to use your hand.
Boy: Fork
Teacher: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy: SURNAME
Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy to College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
Natinik si Bunso
Bigla na lang napasigaw si Bunso dahil sa pagkakatinik niya, kaya naman tinawag niya ang kanyang Mommy para sa first aid...
Naglalambing si Mister
Isang malamig na gabi at hindi makatiis si Mister, kaya naman inumpisahan niyang lambingin si Misis...
Funny Invisible Drum of Mr. Bean
Uploaded by Rowan Atkinson Live on Youtube.
According to the video uploader...
In this hilarious clip Rowan bumps into something seemingly innocuous while sweeping the stage. This world famous clip sees him play an invisible drum kit.
Whether mesmerising us with the sheer visual mastery of Mr. Bean, beguiling us with the acerbic wit of Edmund Blackadder, or simply entertaining us as the suave, but rather hapless British Secret Agent Johnny English, you surely won't have escaped the comic genius that is Rowan Atkinson.
In Rowan Atkinson Live, co-written with Richard Curtis (4 Weddings & a Funeral, Notting Hill, Love Actually) and Ben Elton, Atkinson runs the whole gamut of his remarkably versatile 30 year career, with sketches, mimes and monologue's that are guaranteed to have you shedding tears of laughter. Performing live on stage alongside "straight man" Angus Deayton, the show features a number of original and familiar routines, including sketches that appeared in the original Mr. Bean series.
Tips para sa mga First Timers
First time mo ba? Kinakabahan ka ba at natatakot? Huwag mangamba dahil narito ang ilang tips para sa mga katulad mong wala pang karanasan.
Ingatan Ang Ballpen
Alam mo ba ang mangyayari kapag hindi mo iningatan ang iyong Ballpen, Lapis o kahit ano pang panulat? Pwes, bsahin mo ito.
Ang Palda ni Iska
Isang umaga bago pumasok sa paaralan si Iska ay kinausap siya ng kanyang Nanay para bigyan ng payo kung ano ang gagawin sakaling may humarang sa kanya na Lalaki sa isang madilim na lugar.
Funny Sexy Pranks
Uploaded by Just For Laughs Gags on Youtube.
According to the video uploader...
That's right folks, more sexy pranks than you can shake a stick at - actually just 5 gags but that's still quite amazing. If this video is a great success, we'll do it again. If it's a huge stinking flop, we'll fire the staff responsible for the idea and just serve good old individual gags again.
Umiihing Lasing
Dahil nag-enjoy sa kwentuhan ay naparami ng inom sina Juan at Pedro kaya naman nalasing sila.
Swabe lang sa pagpasok
Dumalaw sa bahay ni Babae ang kanyang kasintahan at dahil umuulan ay tumambay muna sila sa kwarto ng Dalaga. Maya-maya pa ay may ginawa na silang ikinasarap ng pakiramdam nung Babae.
Napaiyak sa Test
Maagang pumunta si Bogart sa Hospital para sa kanyang Laboratory Test. Sakto naman na nakasalubong niya ang kanyang matalik na kaibigan na si Ongap.
Ang paboritong Siopao
Break time sa trabaho ni Bogart at gutom na gutom na siya kaya bumili siya ng kanyang paborito. May unique style sa pag-order si Bogart kaya hinirit na niya ito sa Waitress...
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