Random Humours: June 2014

Hamster pretends to be dead

One shot only!

Adorable Hamster gets shot and plays dead. This is a proof that most of out beloved pets are intelligent and can showcase their acting skills in front of the camera.

Nag-apply bilang Seaman

Isang araw, nag-apply si Juan bilang Seaman ngunit sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon ay may tinanong sa kanya ang Kapitan ng barko.

Hating gabi na nang makauwi ang isang Lalaki at napadaan siya sa isang kalyeng sobrang dilim at walang katao-tao.

Bigla na lang may umakbay sa kanya at pinapili siya...

Food aggression aint a very good thing, but it's kinda funny seeing an adorable Corgi go feral over cabbages.

Tomas doing spelling

One sunny day, while attending his English class, Tomas was called by his teacher to spell something to test if he studied his lessons well.

When in public places, we all behave like a real man. But whenever I'm alone at home, here I am showcasing my unusual talent while drinking softdrinks.

Ayaw maniwala ni Juan

Habang sumashot ay may naikwento si Pedro kay Juan tungkol sa kabaryo nilang si Gorio at ang pamilya nito.

Ayaw maniwala ni Juan pero magaling mag-explain si Pedro.

A trending photo of two cars bumping each other on one toll exit lane.

Who do you think is at fault of this mishap?

Naguguluhang Anak

Isang araw habang nakatambay sa labas ng kanilang bahay, may iniisip ang Anak at naguguluhan siya kaya nagtanong siya sa kanyang Ama.

Like father, Like son

A husband's creativity awakens everytime his loving wife is not around. Here's a very good example of how creative a father is when taking care of his young one.

Nag-aaway at nagsisigawan ang mag-asawa nang biglang pumasok ang kanilang anak sa kwarto...

NANAY: Anak, maghihiwalay na kami ng Tatay mo, kanino mo gustong sumama?

Hindi nakasagot ang anak at napayuko na lang...

TATAY: Ano na at hindi ka makasagot? Mamili ka na sa amin ng magaling mong Nanay!

ANAK: Nay, Tay... aaahm... sa boyfriend ko po! Sige po, bye...

Mahirap at Masakit

Mahirap mabigo, masakit sa puso.

Naglalambing na Misis

Isang gabi, habang nananalamin si Misis ay may sinabi siya kay Mister tungkol sa kanyang nakikita...

You're My One and Only Love

Hindi naramdaman ang lindol

Isang malamig na gabi, habang nagkukwentuhan sina Boy at Girl ay bigla na lang may nangyari na napakalakas na pagyanig...

Stalkers: Then and Now

We all know how fast technology evolve in this modern time. But did you know that even the stalkers can catch up with the current trends? Here's a perfect example of how they adapted with today's technologies.

Nagmamadali si Juan

Dahil late na at may quiz ay nagmamadaling pumasok sa School si Juan. Pagdating sa gate ay...

Nagising nang maaga si Misis dahil hindi maganda ang kanyang napanaginipan kaya ginising nya ang kanyan Mister para ikwento ito.

"The Dragon Balls were intended to be a thing of extraordinary magic and power, something to be revered, not for the ease of their method, but for the dream of never having to use them."
— Shenron in "Until We Meet Again"

Shenron the divine beast, a neutral figure who grants any wish within his power regardless of the intent of the wish itself or the nature of his summoner.

Cat opening doors, caught on camera

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According to one of the comments from the video...

by observing cats like this we can see how smart they are, my cat used to turn the bowl of cream when he was a kitten, i saw him do it plenty of times and ofc i wondered why, it couldnt be a random thing because he was doing it so many times, it turned out to be a slightly missformed bowl, it wasnt straight, which you couldnt hardly see, but he did, by turning the bowl he got to drink the cream easier.

Opera ng Doctor

Sa isang subject class ni Juan at tinanong sila ng kanilang Teacher tungkol sa mga bagay-bagay.

Being in love conquers everything, including one of our favorite subjects in schoo, which is Mathematics. Here's how to impress your crush inside the classroom using simple arithmetic.

Hugot at banat ng Magsyota

Dahil bored at walang magawa sa bahay ay naisipan ni Boyfriend na magtext ng pick-up line sa kanyang Girlfriend.

We all have different level of pain tollerance, some can withstand a forceful hit from a wooden stick and some don't. And some can feel the slightest pain in a different level and some can ignore it.

Na-late ang student sa school

Tumatakbong pumasok ng silid-aralan si Juan dahil sobrang huli na siya para sa klase, kaya naman sinita siya ng kanilang Guro.

An unexpected gift from Bruce's father, Thomas Wayne. This scene is from "Flashpoint", where Barry handed over a letter from the Batman's father in the alternate reality. But of course, there's a meme at the last part of the animation added by random internet peeps.

Bossing Jose daw! - Eat Bulaga

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Hindi nagsusulat si Juan

Sa kalagitnaan ng pagtuturo ay napansin ng Guro na hindi nagsusulat sa kanyang kwaderno ang kanyang mag-aaral na si Juan, kaya naman...

Every kid in the 80s and even 90s know how effective this simple weapon is when targetting our friends. One hit and your friend will feel the most annoying pain with this rubber.

Gamot sa Pagka-manyakol

Isang araw, nagpakonsulta ang isang Lalaki sa isang Doctora tungkol sa kanyang kakaibang sakit...

Isang araw, biglang nawala ang Misis ni Juan nang wala man lang pasabi...

Cha cha cha! :D

Survey lang po

Isang araw, may Surveyor na dumalaw sa bahay ng mag-asawa at nagtanong tungkol sa mga bagay na ginagamit nila sa araw-araw.

Sleep tight :D

Misis balak i-prank si Mister

Isang araw, napagdesisyunan ni Misis na i-goodtime ang kanyang labidabs...

It's nice to be bored :D

Ang bagong tattoo ni Girlfriend

Nagpalagay ng Tattoo si Girlfriend sa kanyang singit kaya excited siya na ipagmalaki ito sa kanyang Boyfriend.

Loom Band Fever

Kids who was born in the 80s and early 90s know how to make simple things into fashionable school trends. They know how to make arts and crafts to the same level as the fashion industry.

Ang Ex ni Juan

Nagkasalubong sa loob ng malaking mall ang dating magkasintahan. Si Juan kasama ang kanyang new girlfriend samantalang si Nene naman ay mag-isa lamang...

Remember, the best gifts in life aren't things you can buy. Today, celebrate the love and joy in your life, the laughter of friends, and the warmth of family. These are the treasures that truly matter. Your presence and the memories you create are the most valuable gifts you can share. Enjoy every moment, embrace the love around you, and know that the greatest wealth is found in the simple joys of life. Here's to a wonderful year ahead, full of hope, dreams, and endless possibilities. Happy Birthday!

Excuse letter ni Juan

Absent si Juan sa school at nagkataon pa na may surprise Quiz sila kaya naman gumawa siya ng "excuse letter" para makakuha siya ng special exam. Makalusot kaya ang liham niya?