Pinagmulan ng Pangalan
Isang umaga habang kumakain ng agahan ang mag-ina ay may biglang naisip na itanong ang Anak tungkol sa pangalan nilang magkakapatid.
Ang lambingan ng mag-asawa
Isang malamig na gabi at katatapos lamang maghapunan ang mag-asawa ay nagkaroon ng chance na maglambingan sa pamamagitan ng matinding asaran.
Know lots of things
Brenda was trying to get Samuel, 6, to go to sleep.
"Otherwise you'll be irritable in the morning," Brenda said.
"How do you know?" Samuel asked.
Brenda answered, "I'm 34 and I know lots of things."
Samuel said, "But Daddy is 35 and he knows nothing!"
"Otherwise you'll be irritable in the morning," Brenda said.
"How do you know?" Samuel asked.
Brenda answered, "I'm 34 and I know lots of things."
Samuel said, "But Daddy is 35 and he knows nothing!"
Bugbog sa Romansa
May weekly Best Friend day-out ang dalawang Misis, habang nasa isang Nail Salon at nagpapa pedicure ay nagchikahan sila tungkol sa kanilang buhay may asawa...
Ang masunuring Apo
Isang malamig na gabi ay nautusan ni Lola ang kanyang bulol pero napakamasunurin at napakabait na Apo. Siya din ang paboritong bata ng kanyang kabiyak...
Nagsalita na ang testigong anak
Isang gabi ay nahuli ng Anak ang kanyang Daddy at Ninang na may kakaibang ginagawa kaya naman madali niya itong sinabi sa kanyang Mommy, kaso...
Population Policy of other countries
The world's population had ballooned in the past two decades. Here are the current population policies of countries in Asia like China, Singapore and the Philippines.
Palaban si Paeng
Isang araw habang naglalakad sa may Ayala Avenue ay may nakasalubong si Paeng na isang taga New York City at muntikan na silang magkabanggaan...
Two wives making chika in the market
One beautiful day, two wives are buying an itlog in the local market. While walking on the bangketa, they talked about eggs...
NENA: You know mare, whenever I see an itlog na pula naaalala ko ang itlog ng Mister ko.
TONYA: Why??? Ganyan ba kapula???
NENA: No Mare, ganyan kaalat!
TONYA: Ahhh... You know mare, whenever I see a potato naaalala ko din ang itlog ng husband ko.
NENA: Really??? Ganyan ba kalaki???
TONYA: Hindi, ganyan kadumi!!!
Ang mga Ginintuang Payo ni Tata Lino
By GMA Network
From Wikipedia:
Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino.
Ang Ulam ng Pulang Langgam
Isang araw, mayroong isang mahirap na bata. Ang pangalan nito ay Diego. Dahil sa hirap ng buhay hindi niya kayang bumili ng masasarap at mamahaling pagkain... Asin lang ang kinakain nya araw-araw...
May isang pulang langgam at kinagat siya sa bird..
DIEGO: Aray! Ang sakit!
Dinukot niya ang langgam at pinisil niya habang sinasabi na
"Asin lang pagkain ko, ikaw ITLOG pa!"
Naibenta dahil sa kalasingan
Umattend ng birthday noong nakaraang gabi ang magkaibigan. Kinaumagahan, pagkagising ng magkaibigan ay napag-usapan nila ang mga nangyari sa kanilang inuman...
Ang ritwal ng mag-asawa
Isang araw habang nagcocomputer ang Anak para gumawa ng kanyang assignment ay nagtanong siya sa kanyang Ama dahil nahirapan siyang sagutan ang isang bahagi nito.
Ang Panaginip ni Pare
Isang umaga, pagdating ni Juan sa bahay ni Pedro ay agad niyang ikinuwento ang kanyang napanaginipan na hindi normal na nangyayari sa kanyang buhay...
Ligawan ng Boy and Girl
Matagal nang may pagtingin si Danny kay Sylvia, dahil gustong-gusto niya ang dalaga ay kinutlit niya ito at ipinabatid ang kanyang hangarin na manligaw...
Pinadalan ng Picture
Isang araw habang nagkakape sa garden ng hacienda nila ay nagkwento si Tikboy kay Dante ng kanyang masaklap na pinagdadaanan sa buhay pag-ibig...
Naglalaba sa batisan
Isang araw, namataan ni Juan si Suzy na naglalaba sa batisan sa kabilang barangay kaya tinawag niya ang kanyang kumpare na si Pedro para puntahan ang dalaga.
At pagdating nga nila sa batis ay tumambad sa kanila ang napakalaking suso ni Suzy.
At pagdating nga nila sa batis ay tumambad sa kanila ang napakalaking suso ni Suzy.
Tatanggalin ang damit
Dahan-dahan nilapitan ni Lalaki ang kanyang nobya at pabulong na nagtanong tungkol sa kanyang gagawin. Kaso mukhang nabwisit si Babae dahil sa bagal ng kanyang nobyo.
Matinong Hanapbuhay
Sa isang hearing, tinanong ng Judge ang Accused tungkol sa kanyang mga kinasangkutan na mga illegal na trabaho. Sa sobrang dami nito ay napaisip ang Hurado sa pamumuhay ng nasasakdal.
Palabirong Ama
Walang tigil sa paghagulgol ang anak dahil sa pang-aasar sa kanya ng mga kaklase. Dumating ang kanyang Ama kaya naman nilapitan siya nito para patahanin...
Nagbibinata na Anak
Isang umaga, nagkasalubong ang mag-ama sa kanto kaya naman hindi maiwasan ng Tatay na kumustahin ang nakaporma niyang anak na Lalaki. Pinuri nito ang pagiging makisig ng kanyang Anak.
Tamang Sagot
Dahil sa hindi malaman na dahilan ay kumulo ang tiyan ng isang lalaki, sa sobrang sakit nito ay nagmadali siyang pumasok sa Comfort Room. Habang naka-upo na siya, may nagsalita sa kabilang cubicle.
Chika-minute ng magkumare
Habang nasa Beauty Salon ay nagpaparebond at nagpapamanicure ang magkumare. Para hindi mabored ay nagchikahan sila tungkol sa kanilang mga Mister.
"Ang Remedial Class" funny clip from 'Lagot Ka... Isusumbong Kita!'
A video by Jack_Fireblade on YouTube.
One sunny morning, Tsong (Joey Marquez) caught his younger brother, Junior (Benjie Paras) sitting on their dining area during school hours. He asked him why he is still on the house and he might get late for the "Remedial Class".
But before Junior answers the question, Toto (Raymart Santiago) went down the stairs and asked the same question. And again, before he even opened his mouth, another brother entered the scene, which is Ric (Richard Gomez) and also asked the same question.
Junior finally answered and he said that he's afraid of his terror teacher. But his brothers lectured him that he should still pursue with his studies. He then asked the help of his loving brothers to mellow down the strictness of his so-called "sexy" and "rich" professor.
The three elder brothers agreed to assist Junior, but they all failed. Because Ms. Dina Innocente (Keanna Reeves) is too strict for them to handle. Good thing their other brother, Romeo (Teri Onor) followed them in school to bring Junior's lunch box which left at home. And the Strict Professor started to notice the looks of Romeo. Watch the full video to lighten up your day.
According to Wikipedia...
Lagot Ka... Isusumbong Kita! (English: You're Busted... I Will Tell!) was a situational comedy television show in the Philippines aired every Monday evenings by GMA Network. The show was part of the network's GMA KiliTV block.
Lasheng ka na Pare
Nagkasarapan sa inuman ang dalawang Lalaki, halos pareho daw sila ng daan pauwi kaya nagsabay na sila. Nang may matapatan sila na isang bahay ay nagtalo ang dalawa kung sino ang nakatira doon.
Ang malas ni Juan
May nasilayang magandang dilag si Juan habang naglalakad siya pauwi, hindi niya mapigilan ang kanyang nararamdaman na pagkasabik kaya ikwinento niya ito sa kanyang Tatay...
Biglang naalala
Pumunta si Paeng sa Mall para ibili ng regalo ang kanyang Girlfriend para sa kanilang monthsary. Pagdating sa Department Store ay may nakalimutan siyang detalye tungkol sa kanyang nobya.
Pa-kiss Pare
Hindi matindi ang sikat ng araw pero hindi rin naman gaanong makulimlim, kumbaga sapat lang para tumambay sa Park. Habang nakatambay sina Juan at Pedro, bigla na lang may kakaibang naramdaman ang isa sa kanila...
Buntis si Maria
Nagkita ang matalik na magkaibigan sa isang kapehan na malapit sa lugawan ni Aling Aning. Pagdating ni Maria ay napansin ni Susan na malaki na ang bilog ng tiyan nito kaya naman pinayuhan niya ito...
Anong brand ng pantalon mo?
Isang araw, nagkasalubong ang magkaibigan sa kanto ng Avenida na malapit sa kanilang tambayan. Napansin ni Juan na bago ang pantalon ni Pedro at nagandahan siya dito...
Ang bagong laro ni Dodong
Dahil sa sobrang boredom nila Inday at Dodong, naisipan nila na maglaro ng isang bago at kakaibang game. Nag-isip ng rules si Dodong at nagulat si Inday sa kanyang narinig.
Auntie love flowers
One sunny morning, a boy decided to walk down the garden and approached his wonderful mother. He saw some flowers and asked something.
Gustong makatipid
Isang gabi, mainit ang naging pagtatalo ang mag-asawa tungkol sa kanilang mga ginagastos sa kanilang pang araw-araw na pamumuhay. Naglabas ng sama ng loob si Mister, syempre hindi magpapatalo si Misis.
Nahuli ng Guard
Hating gabi, habang rumronda sa isang Park ang Security Personnel ay may nakita siyang gumagalaw sa may mga damuhan. Paglapit niya ay nakita niya dumudumi ang isang Pulubi...
Ang magic question ni Prof
One sunny day, inside a classroom with students from different courses, a Professor asked a tricky question...
PROFESSOR: How to write four between five?
PHARMACY STUDENT: Hahaha... Nice joke, sir!
NURSING STUDENT: That's not possible, sir!
ENGINEERING STUDENT: F(IV)E
Classic Jokes with TVJ, Redford White and Jose Manalo
Tito, Vic and Joey with Redford White & Jose Manalo
From Wikipedia: Daddy Di Do Du was a Filipino sitcom produced by M-Zet TV Productions, Inc. that aired on GMA Network every Sunday evenings. The show was part of the network's GMA KiliTV block and was one of the must successful original Pinoy sitcoms of recent history.
Plot
The story revolves around Hercules "Kul" Vallejo, a widower working as an attending nurse in a hospital. Prior to the start of the show, he married his fellow nurse who was secretly a witch. As a result, their three daughters (Dinna, Donna, and Duday) are all secretly powerful witches. After his wife's death, he fell in love with a neighboring foreigner named Greta. On the last episode, Kul and Greta bid farewell to their children and friends, and 2 lovers are going to Prague for their new honeymoon.
Uploaded by Eat Bulaga!!! (TVJ) on Youtube.
Classic Funny Jokes (Lagot Ka... Isusumbong Kita)
Uploaded by Edgar Taña Berones on Youtube.
Synopsis
The sitcom first phase told the story of four bullies in the neighborhood of Brgy. Kuli-Kuli: Ric (Richard Gomez), Tsong (Joey Marquez), Toto (Raymart Santiago) and Junior (Benjie Paras) who cower in fear in the presence of Mamita (Pilita Corrales) whenever they are caught wreaking havoc in the place. However, Mamita also has an enemy of her own: the haughty rich Madam Tusha (Vangie Labalan) who owns a convenience store. It turned out that Mamita and Madam Tusha shared one man at one point in their lives: Don Jose, the father of Ric, Tsong, Toto and Junior. The riot begins when Mamita's family always confront Madam Tusha's family over the smallest issues. The result: total mayhem!
The second phase of the story started when it was revealed that Mamita's husband Don Jose had left one more son before he died. The fifth son's name was Romeo (Teri Onor). Against Mamita and her four son's will, Romeo had to stay with them for good. Eventually Ric, Toto, Tsong and Junior treated Romeo like their full-blooded brother except for one thing: he is a closet gay, a complete opposite of the "barako" attitude of the four brothers!
The sub-plots of the sitcom revolved around the people encountered by Mamita's family, mostly family members of Madam Tusha who are sympathetic to them. Madam Tusha's daughters, Trisha (Toni Gonzaga) and Tisay (Maureen Larrazabal) are head-over-heels in love with Toto and Ric respectively, while their houseboy Tom (Bearwin Meily) is constantly bullied by the four brothers.
Lagot Ka... Isusumbong Kita!
From Wikipedia: Lagot Ka... Isusumbong Kita! (English: You're Busted... I Will Tell!) was a situational comedy television show in the Philippines aired every Monday evenings by GMA Network. The show was part of the network's GMA KiliTV block.Synopsis
The sitcom first phase told the story of four bullies in the neighborhood of Brgy. Kuli-Kuli: Ric (Richard Gomez), Tsong (Joey Marquez), Toto (Raymart Santiago) and Junior (Benjie Paras) who cower in fear in the presence of Mamita (Pilita Corrales) whenever they are caught wreaking havoc in the place. However, Mamita also has an enemy of her own: the haughty rich Madam Tusha (Vangie Labalan) who owns a convenience store. It turned out that Mamita and Madam Tusha shared one man at one point in their lives: Don Jose, the father of Ric, Tsong, Toto and Junior. The riot begins when Mamita's family always confront Madam Tusha's family over the smallest issues. The result: total mayhem!
The second phase of the story started when it was revealed that Mamita's husband Don Jose had left one more son before he died. The fifth son's name was Romeo (Teri Onor). Against Mamita and her four son's will, Romeo had to stay with them for good. Eventually Ric, Toto, Tsong and Junior treated Romeo like their full-blooded brother except for one thing: he is a closet gay, a complete opposite of the "barako" attitude of the four brothers!
The sub-plots of the sitcom revolved around the people encountered by Mamita's family, mostly family members of Madam Tusha who are sympathetic to them. Madam Tusha's daughters, Trisha (Toni Gonzaga) and Tisay (Maureen Larrazabal) are head-over-heels in love with Toto and Ric respectively, while their houseboy Tom (Bearwin Meily) is constantly bullied by the four brothers.
Raid sa Divisoria
Isang raid ang isinagawa sa Divisoria ng NBI para kumpiskahin ang mga pekeng paninda...
NBI AGENT: Fake mga bag na ito, ah!
TINDERA: Hindi sir, lokal ang mga ito!
NBI AGENT: Local ang YSL?
TINDERA: Oo naman, "Yari Sa Laguna"!
NBI AGENT: Hmmm... Ang DKNY?
TINDERA: Gawa sa "Divisoria Kanto Ng Ylaya"!
NBI AGENT: Ang GQ , local pa rin?
TINDERA: Ha? Op kors! "Galing Quiapo"!
NBI AGENT: Lusot palagi ah! Eh ang Lacoste?
TINDERA: Hay naku sir, yang buwaya? Galing Congress!
Ang Terror Teacher
First day of class nila Pedro at nagpakilala ang kanilang Teacher. Pagpasok sa pinto ay damang-dama na ng mga bata ang pagiging "Terror Teacher" ng kanilang guro.
Pusa sa Classroom
Nagulat ang Teacher nila Chuchay nang makita niyang bitbit nito ang alagang pusa sa loob ng classroom. Nag-aalala siya sa safety nung pusa at ng kanyang mga estudyante.
Ang payo sa Honeymoon
Katatapos lang ikasal si Kaloy at hindi niya alam ang gagawin sa kanilang Honeymoon ng kaniyang Misis kaya naman humingi siya ng tip mula sa expert, ang kanyang Tatay.
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