4 Job applicants were asked, "What is the fastest thing in the world?" during an interview...
German says "Thought!"
American says "Blink of an Eye!"
Aussie says "Light Switch!"
Pinoy says "Diarrhea!"
The interviewer told the Pinoy to explain his answer:
Pinoy said
"Let me eksplen. Dis morning, I hab istomak eyk. I run to the toylet but bipor I kud tink, blink, or eben swits on da layt, der was eeepot in my pants olredi. So past! Beri beri past!"
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